Wile Lewinsky Was Jonesin’ She Did Tripp

Wile Lewinsky was Jonesin’, For President Bill Clinton Tripp took notes, Like an innocent kitten
After that, old Tripp thought, If I get a little more I can bust that little whore For I am surely in the clear, All I did, Was innocently lend her my ear
And sure enough, Lewinsky was still Jonesin’ To get under old Billy’s coat, And just like a mascot, She became the republican goat
Lewinsky kicked up her heals, Then she lifted her dress, And that was the beginning Of that democratic mess
Later on 60 Minutes, You could see Ms. Cathlenine Wiley spit, Then it was Wiley, Who did Tripp
Wiley gave her account, Of her mysterious plight, With the president, And the democratic party, That god awful night
When Wiley was finished, We all knew she had lied, For all we know, She's a rebel spy
So now, so far, We've heard three different stories, Funny thing is, They are really rather whorry
And Wile, Jones also pulled a Lewinsky, Tripp did tap it all, And this is how we became witnesses, To the Presidental fall
Monica, Linda, Paula and Catheline, Such nice young girls, Now presidental and prestine, For Clinton it is that they are keen
Clinton must have the golden cock, To get under all those innocent frocks Or did someone just say, Lets have a ball, Grab a cigar, We can do it in the hall!
And then there's Ken, Simply put, Aren't you glad There's not more of him
Soon they will all be rich and famous, Writing books Not caring how they shamed us,
Each one fulfilled their need for quick thrills, I wonder if anyone took birth control pills
Would they turn back the clocks, To way back when, Given a second chance, I bet money they'd do it again