CORPORATE RAIDERS


I’m a big shot,
And I don’t work all day,
I walk around the office,
And get in everybody’s way


I can see what needs to be done,
And I really don’t care,
I just want to play office politics,
And give you some gray hair

I don’t care if you make a lot of money,
Cause I have mine,
I don’t care if you’re successful,
I’m just not that kind,

Condescending is my favorite word,
I talk that way to whomever I see,
Just as importantly is that I am always heard,
So I talk to everyone who passes by me,

I love to put out fires,
And most likely I've caused the mess,
It satisfies my ego,
Regardless of who else it affects,

Yes I’m a bigshot,
And I don’t work all day,
I walk around the office,
And I get in everybody's way!

I am a corporate raider,
And yes I am the boss,
I love to cause chaos,
It is my favorite job